sailorpoopcorral:

theprinceofbuns:

susemoji:

I HATE THIS

chibi-cthulhu

This is my favorite thing

sofapizza:

easiest-a:

me as a dad

waiting for it to rain men

sofapizza:

easiest-a:

me as a dad

waiting for it to rain men

Wake Me Up When September Ends
Green Day

sheismylittlerocknroll:

Wake Me Up When September Ends     ||       Green Day

Ring out the bells again 
like we did when spring began
all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny


IGN: It’s fascinating watching him and Will together, that dynamic, and the fact that you do sense, through it all, Hannibal does want this person as his companion. He feels that this is his kindred spirit — and yet can still frame him for murder. Is it interesting for you to find that balance for a person who is so removed from how we would behave that he can perform such seemingly contradictory actions?
Mikkelsen: Oh, absolutely. I mean, let’s put it frankly: it’s a f**ked up relationship. The thing is, I know that he knows, and I also knows that he plays me, and he knows that I know. There’s something about that that is so kinky and weird, right? Hannibal would be extremely disappointed if Will did not use his intelligence to try to nail me. That would disappoint him a lot. But at a certain point he does give in. He does believe that they can walk hand-in-hand down the path, with Abigail Hobbs, into the future. At a certain point he does believe it, and that breaks his heart - that he was weak enough to believe something that he didn’t see was a lie. [x]

IGN: It’s fascinating watching him and Will together, that dynamic, and the fact that you do sense, through it all, Hannibal does want this person as his companion. He feels that this is his kindred spirit — and yet can still frame him for murder. Is it interesting for you to find that balance for a person who is so removed from how we would behave that he can perform such seemingly contradictory actions?

Mikkelsen: Oh, absolutely. I mean, let’s put it frankly: it’s a f**ked up relationship. The thing is, I know that he knows, and I also knows that he plays me, and he knows that I know. There’s something about that that is so kinky and weird, right? Hannibal would be extremely disappointed if Will did not use his intelligence to try to nail me. That would disappoint him a lot. But at a certain point he does give in. He does believe that they can walk hand-in-hand down the path, with Abigail Hobbs, into the future. At a certain point he does believe it, and that breaks his heart - that he was weak enough to believe something that he didn’t see was a lie. [x]

funkypineapples7:

thebeautyinbeautiful:

hopeless-alchemist:

attackonsociallife:

quibbs:

tyleroakley:

outlawsoflove:

My class pretended to play dead.

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

"Stop being dead right now"

I love everything about this video :’D

"stop being dead right now." (He says as he cracks up)

lxrylxry:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

That’s raw

lxrylxry:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

That’s raw

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

sassafranski:

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?

intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

storyofagayboy:

***URGENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***
Grindr, a popular app for gay men, now carries an urgent warning for users in Egypt. According to many sources, Egyptian authorities are posing as LGBT people on various social media sites to identify and arrest homosexual people. The app is urging users in the region to proceed with extreme caution, especially when identifying themselves or arranging meetings/hookups. While so far the focus seems to be on gay men, all LGBT people in the area should be cautious. Reports show that Egyptian police have carried out violent raids on private homes which lead to the arrests of several gay men. These men were then subjected to disturbing medical “exams.” Police also raided an LGBT party last year, violently arresting many and sentencing them to up to 12 years hard labour. While homosexuality is not illegal in Egypt, athorities are using sexual deviance, debauchery and insulting public morals as terms for the crackdown. Many claim this fresh attack on the LGBT community is lead by President Abdel-Fattah Al-Sisi who wishes for his country to be more Islamic.
For all of my LGBT friends here on tumblr, please be extremely careful as this situation develops. Remember to clear your search history, use private browsing if possible, and be extremely cautious with who you talk to online.

storyofagayboy:

***URGENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***

Grindr, a popular app for gay men, now carries an urgent warning for users in Egypt. According to many sources, Egyptian authorities are posing as LGBT people on various social media sites to identify and arrest homosexual people. The app is urging users in the region to proceed with extreme caution, especially when identifying themselves or arranging meetings/hookups. While so far the focus seems to be on gay men, all LGBT people in the area should be cautious. Reports show that Egyptian police have carried out violent raids on private homes which lead to the arrests of several gay men. These men were then subjected to disturbing medical “exams.” Police also raided an LGBT party last year, violently arresting many and sentencing them to up to 12 years hard labour. While homosexuality is not illegal in Egypt, athorities are using sexual deviance, debauchery and insulting public morals as terms for the crackdown. Many claim this fresh attack on the LGBT community is lead by President Abdel-Fattah Al-Sisi who wishes for his country to be more Islamic.

For all of my LGBT friends here on tumblr, please be extremely careful as this situation develops. Remember to clear your search history, use private browsing if possible, and be extremely cautious with who you talk to online.