mynameisdevon:

imgonnamakeachange:

if you leave your dog in a hot car this summer i will break your window and steal your dog and become the puppy master of all the dogs that i rescue

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flansjohnburgh:

yesterday was nine years ago

just let that sink in

Guys I am physically incapable of deleting my Tumblr account I am too addicted omfg

zenstiel-the-chill-angel:

docjohnlock:

ultrafacts:

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Puts on suit and Google some fanfiction

DO NOT READ GAME OF THRONES

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

It’s been 6 generations and this guy is still tripping balls over science and technology. 

  • pokemon trainer: *wants to battle*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now

I’m probably gonna delete my account soon, I really need to concentrate on what I have to do with my life.

forever-troyler:

tyler oakley at his finest: putting people in their place.

thisgingerbringstheflavor:

that guy in the back is exactly what i’m going through at this very moment

thisgingerbringstheflavor:

that guy in the back is exactly what i’m going through at this very moment

veganbutt:

darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

guys oh my god
VEGAN VAMPIRES

ask-koki-kariya:

dishai:

a small collection of somewhat disturbing, but otherwise entertaining posts

Omg

mean-cannibals:

u think hannibal ever smile to himself wen they talk about the chesapeake ripper like

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